The Brutal Bible

Shocking stuff from the Good Book

Awesome Ages

They’re as old as the hills – and some of them are older. Some of the Old Testament dudes lived so long their ages look more like telephone numbers. Can …

Who Dost Thou Thinkest Thou Art?

There is an awful lot of begatting in the Bible. Begatting is kind of the Biblical name for producing children. Having said this, look at this list of names and …

Marvellous Mixed-Up Stories

My daughter has this book called Mixed-up Fairy Tales and she loves getting them all wrong – e.g. Prince Charming… bit into… seven dwarves… fell asleep and turned into… a bowl of …

Katastrophic Kings

The Bible contains more Kings than you can shake a sceptre at. In fact there are two whole books dedicated to Old Testament Kings… called…er  … hang on, let me …

I’m A Bible Star Get Me Outa Here!

The Bible is full of celebrities and wannabe stars – here are just a few of them… Queen Esther Esther, what a career. The Julia Roberts of the Bible. A …

Disturbing Disciples

Messiah’s Thirteen – Can You Name ‘em? Not a sequel to a sequel of a movie – but the dudes who went from fishing and taxes and revolutionary gangs and …

Acrimonious Acts

Can you put together the death with the deathee (i.e. the one who died with the way they died)? 1/ Eutychus 2/ Saphira 3/ Herod Agrippa 4/ Stephen 5/ James …

The Lost ePistles from the Dead Sea iParchment

If the Bible was a laptop what would you find in the inbox? A collection of humorous and thought-provoking emails from various Bible characters. Useful for your own reflection, or for reading …

Disciples Behaving Badly…

Which of the following created yet another opportunity for chief disciple Peter to behave badly? a/ Water b/ Ears c/ Fighting d/ Dancing e/ Fishing f/ Samaritans g/ Beaches h/ Praying i/ Sharing …

Quiz Time: Who were the first people to get the Bible in their own lingo?

Was it: a/ The Vikings b/ The Goths c/ The Belgians d/ The Vampires e/ The Muppets or f/ The Emos? Answer: Yes! It was………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………the Goths! In 410 AD – …

Sayings We Get From the Bible…

Which of the following actually comes from the good book? 1. Buy one get one free2. Touch wood3. There’s a God-shaped hole in all of us4. Thirteen’s unlucky5. Money is …

Another Brutal Bible Quiz…

The Bible ain’t as boring as you think that it might be Most people don’t read much of it they’d rather watch TV. But with pants to bury, poo to …