Monday Rewrite

Is your faith looking pale, patchy and colourless? Are you tired of all those glitches in your belief system? Annoyed every time your theology crashes? Well, don’t despair! You can now tart …

For a while he is with his father again and he is free. The years of oppression and restriction fall away. They are in the mountains together, creating wild goats …

31. Saul 1 Samuel chapter 18 from thefirstandonlyking@totallyabsolutelyunequivocallyincharge.dontanswerback to thepeople@stopsingingthatstupidsong.bownow To you lot I’m tired of people saying I’m double-minded. I see there was another post about it on FaceScroll …

(A couple of angels are chatting in heaven.) Why’s it so quiet round here? Where’s all the usual music and laughter and creative spark? It’ll be time to vote soon. …

Day 33 I blush easily. It may sound a small thing but in some ways it’s been the single most incapacitating thing in my life. At times my inability to …

An angel is on the phone. A second one enters. Hold the phone, it’s off again. What? (He lowers the phone) Cancelled. Well, postponed. You’re kidding. Nope. Not again. But …

We went to church. We arrived late and there were a lot of people. So it was standing room only. It was a beautiful warm day, perfect for a wedding, …

Cain wandered into the park and collapsed on a bench. Then he heard the noise. The sound of sucking and belching and careless chewing. He looked up and saw them. …

They were sitting by the side of the road. One old enough to be the other’s mother. And beautiful with it. Scowling but beautiful. The younger woman was smiling. Not …

I was so deep in thought and so desperate that I didn’t notice the hole in the ground till it swallowed me up. I landed at the bottom of some …

[Also appropriate for Ascension Day] Hill – Pant and huff    Walk/Walked – Make walking steps, or the sound of steps Gift – “It’s for you!”   Leave – Wave, say …

For Star Wars day, (May the 4th be with you) A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away A time of peace was ticking away. When an empire …

One day an explorer decided to go on a quest to find god. He wasn’t too sure about the whole thing – he thought there might be some form of deity out …

There was a town with a very generous mayor. He bought new cars for everyone and for a while everyone was fine. But then the cars began to breakdown, so …

I don’t know if Paul was into cartoons but the picture he sketches in 1 Corinthians 12 about bits of the body could well make a good Pixar short. An …

No 2: Adam                          (Genesis chapters 2-4] adam@1stgardenproducts.eden to cain@lostin.nod Dear Cain How’s the holiday? We’re missing you here …

And it came to pass that there was a time when everyone believed in themselves and some things had been lost in the chaotic past. They worked and played and rested …

A few extracts from the ramblings of a 50-something battling with his fears, failings and frustrations: Day 3 Out to work. Which means not going out. I work from home. …

It was a body blow, this latest challenge. Bread and stones were one thing (he’d soon be making bread but not this way, feeding thousands from practically nothing), but using …

(Enter two people in conversation about an event they are planning) Right, let’s get down to planning this event. I thought the reading about the parable of the Good Samaritan …